Playtime Backfired

If your kids convince you to play "lava" with them, you have to seriously consider if you have time to take someone to the ER. That person will be you. 40 pillows spread across the entire living/kitchen areas, and when it's your turn to cross the lava they will tell you to do it really fast. When you are crossing "really fast", they will be caught up in the excitement of the moment and decide to rip a pillow out from beneath your landing spot. This will cause you to bust you tailbone on the wood floor. It will be difficult to not scream profanity, but you prevail (because Jesus is doing a good work in you). The children will be impressed by your spectacular fall, then realize what they have done and immediately repent.
Mom will be conducting the rest of the day's activities from the couch with an ice pack.

The things I do for my children...haha. Never again...